Tuesday, July 28, 2009

From Russia With Love

For the first time, posting something which I have not written. But I think this is hilarious to say the least. Just check out the grammar and the usages

Hi! My not familiar friend! In a service of acquaintances to me Have given some questionnaire of the people, which approach me, I Previously studied them and has decided to send you to the first message Because your structure seems to me more interesting. I hope, that You have time to send me some messages, that we could It is better to learn each other. I shall tell not much about myself: my age 28 Years, my complete name Anna, And so me name the friends Anya. I once Was married, but my marriage has broken up as my former husband of saws, and Deceived me. I hope that you not such and we can construct ours The future. But before far and us it is necessary much to learn about each other. The given moment I live in an apartment of the parents, After the termination Honey of the college I work nurse in hospital, my job Very to like I from childhood very much wanted to become physician, and I think that My dream has come true. To me very much to like there to work. Free from Jobs time I play sports for maintenance of health. And as I I like to go in the summer with the friends on picnics to lakes. I have one Dream to meet with the liked man dawn only he and I on a coast The rivers. As we with the girlfriends often are engaged with volleyball. I send you Some photos, that you would present as I look, and I I hope that to you to like. And I shall wait from you of the letter with yours By photos. I have not how much questions for you, than you like To be engaged in free time? What you to like in the women? You when Not be were married? You have children?You use spirits Drinks? And last question on today As you think that to you not To like in itself? I wait from you of the letters with questions which Have arisen at you to me. Yours faithfully I shall wait from you of the answer, yours The new friend Anya,

And the follow up

I how understand what you to me to write any more will not be? I mean vainly you waited, wait see you tomorrow but deadline after tomorrow for answer if not on write. I shall search for other companion of life. Is simple give me the answer you want gets acquainted whether or not? Anya.